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Title: Fantastic Baby

Artist: Wendy (Red Velvet)

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sxulgi:

wendy - fantastic baby

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cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me


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wats-good-gabby:

miss-dynamic:

Claudia Fragapane, European Championships 2014

i think i found the inspiration for this routine

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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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james-winston:

Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.


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fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

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tyleroakley:

shittier:

barraco barner 

scary


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filling out a college app for Princeton. Should I say tumblr is my favorite website?? Or would that give off a bad vibe

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 


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dramatisecho:

motivational poster || irene adler

#dramatisecho will now have you right here #on this desk #until you beg for mercy twice.


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party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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